Al Gore Jockeying for White House Mailroom Supervisor Post in 2008

Al Gore, who lost the race for president in 2000 to George W. Bush, is said to be jockeying for a position as White House mailroom supervisor if a Democrat is elected in 2008. Others also being considered for the job are John Sununu, Lawrence Eagleburger, Bishop Desmond Tutu, Boutros Boutros-Ghali, and Carrot-Top.

The White House mail supervisor is 45,000th in line for the presidency, immediately behind St. Lawrence Spillway Visitors' Center brochure editor and Meow Mix advertising talent scout, but just ahead of The Daily Scoffer two-bit wisecracker.