Serious Inquiries Only
We here at The Daily Scoffer have jumped on the Bush/Cheney bandwagon of job creation and will try to do our part in helping unemployed TDS readers find new jobs. The following jobs should only be applied for by serious applicants only. Good Luck!
Seasonal Leviathan needed. McCloud, Utah is looking for a Leviathan to inhabit it's lake during the holiday season. Competetive pay based upon experience. Membership in the "MMoSD" Union (monsters, madmen and other scary dudes) helpful, but not neccessary. At least 1000 years experience of being a Leviathan neccessary.
"Bob Newhart" impersonator. The Dirty Nugget Casino Reno, Nevada is putting together a stage show of favorite TV personalities of past decades. "Bob Newhart" will headline the star-studded cast that includes "Bud" from the Cosby Show, "Tooty" from Facts of Life, "Charlie Dietz" from Empty Nest and "Det. Tony Baretta" from Baretta
Fjord Navigator/Shortshoreman 1-800-WEFJORD
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Any work for a yeti? I've done work as an abominable snowman, and am willing to learn the leviathan trade. I've got my own tools and transportation, and am board-certified. I'm also a licensed stevedore. Please email me at readyforayeti@yakrider.com.
Thank you for your time.
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