Cleveland Family Upset Over Green Bean Casserole Absence

Keeping with tradition as of late, the Carter family from Cleveland, Ohio celebrated Thanksgiving early this year in order to accomodate hectic family schedules. "My husband has been working overtime at the office, Deanna has had basketball practice three times a week this year and Stephen, well we all know Stephen is smoking pot everyday, but he tells us he is volunteering at the local Police Station. He says they put him charge of 'roughin' the suspect' down at the precinct, but whatever. Anyways, all I wanted was some f****ing green bean casserole this year at Thanksgiving dinner, is that too much to ask," Susan Carter told TDS in a colorful interview earlier this afternoon. "It's like going to a birthday party and not having cake or going to the Greasy Spoon on Mondays and not having the fried catfish," Susan waxed, "you get the family together, drive two hours north to Toledo to the in-laws and NOT find green bean casserole on the table. How the hell do you have Thanksgiving Dinner and forget the go**amn green beans?!" The Daily Scoffer advised Susan that we would not be able to continue the interview if she continued to use profanity. Susan then proceeded to tell our reporter where he could put the interview.
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