How To Keep Off Those Holiday Pounds

With Thanksgiving and Christmas just around the corner we here on The Daily Scoffer health staff would like to offer some advice on how to make sure those holiday treats don't make you any more obese than you already are.

1. Don't buy your children any Christmas presents. Presents=Mall and Mall=Pretzel Time. Don't risk it. The kids will understand.

2. To avoid constant snacking on left overs make sure you eat everything on the table when you sit down to that holiday meal. It is better to eat an entire pecan pie on Thanksgiving than a piece a day for the next 2 weeks.

3.When taking communion this season only eat half of the wafer.

4.Remember: Cranberry Sauce is the enemy.

5. Work off those calories by sleeping with your wife's sister while she is out caroling.

6. Remember to purge after every meal.

Happy Holidays!