Donald Trump to Frank Serpico: "You're Wired"

Frank Serpico made a surprise cameo appearance on NBC's hit show "The Apprentice" last week, only to become the butt of a long-planned practical joke as billionaire tycoon Donald Trump leveled an emotionless "You're wired" at Serpico at the end of the show. Much hilarity subsequently ensued as a dismayed Serpico slunk out of the boardroom's big wooden doors and off camera.

Other cameo appearances on "The Apprentice" in the past, and Trump's parting shots at them: Donald Rumsfeld ("You're quaqmired"); Quasimoto ("You're spired"); Billy Graham ("You're choired"); recently-conceived blastocyte ("You're sired"); unrepentant witch ("You're pyred"); and the man who ran and swam ten times around the world ("You're tired").