Public Finds Blasphemy of God's Mother "Hilarious"

Public opinion polls show that Americans, by a wide margin, find the blaspheming of Mary, Mother of Jesus and Virgin Bearer of the Word made flesh, "moderately-" to "uproariously hilarious." When Earl Potts, of Lumberton, Wisconsin, placed an old grilled-cheese sandwich with a purported image of the Mother of God on the surface of the bread up for auction on EBay last week, the American public reacted with unbridled glee. News stations around the country picked up the story, and anchormen (and -women!) took great delight in laughing into their sleeves at the high comedy of Mr. Potts and his unholy pabulum.

It is unclear what God Himself thinks about this event, but a recent spate of earthquakes, floods, typhoons, hurricanes, volcanic eruptions, floods, landslides, avalanches, wars, famines, pestilences, poverty, suffering, disease, and crime could perhaps be taken as a vague indication.