Possible Concession Speech

Bush: "Hello"
Kerry: "I hate everything you stand for"
Bush: "Thank you! I love ponies"
Kerry: "I stole your hat and am in the midst of pooping directly inside of it. Please wear it the next time I see you"
Bush: "Nossir, can't do"
Kerry: "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"
Bush: "Great campaign. We should do it again sometime"
Kerry: "I hope you choke on fruitcake this holiday season"
Bush: "Come by and see me at the White House if you get a chance"
Kerry: "I concede"
Bush: "I love America more than you"
Kerry: "I hope you fornicate with goats"
Bush: "Buh-bye"
Kerry: "Bastard!"