Richard Reid and the Sneakers Release Greatest Hits

In hopes that music will indeed tame the most savage beast, the U.S. Army has allowed the inmates being held at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba to form a house band to play at the weekly "Pork Free Pig-Out and Beach Party". The beach party is attended by all inmates who have refrained from tom foolery in the preceding week. (Tom foolery is defined as throwing feces at guards, digging holes in cell floors and refusing to break under torture.) The band has quickly become a hit around "Git-Mo" and has just released a new album that includes 11 new tracks and one cover. The Daily Scoffer has acquired an early release of the disk, here are the tracks you can look forward to hearing:

1. Don't Cry For Me Tora Bora
2. On Jihad Again
3. Raspberry Burqah
4. I Left My Sleeper Cell in San Francisco (Feat. The Lackawanna Six)
5. Hard Candy Ramadaan
6. I Can't Get No (legal representation)*
7. Blowin' Up Georgia On My Mind
8. Private Eyes (are watching me poop in a bucket)
9. You Can't Martyr This
10. Fatwa of '69
11. These Boots Are Made For Explodin'
12. Unchained Melody

*Produced by John Walker Lindh

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