Who Will Hijack Planes and Murder Israeli Children Now?

Where have you gone, Yasser Arafat? Who will take your place? Who will co-opt the legitimate cause of Palestinian autonomy for his own ends, squeeze billions of dollars out of the ruined Palestinian economy, hijack planes, and send brainwashed minions to murder hundreds of innocent Israeli citizens, including children and pregnant women? Who will wear towels on his head as dashingly as you did? Who will mix blue-and-white checks and olive fatigues with as much panache? Who will allow the sniveling French to kiss his arse in a most unmanly display of appeasement; who will smile big for the cameras, talk tough for the papers, and allow gangs of armed thugs to terrorize Jew, Muslim, and Christian families alike? Who, I ask, who will do the world this service now?

'Oh, bereft of great men doth the sad globe spiral
More mournfully now, bearing heavy parades,
For gone is the two-timing, smooth-talking, back-stabbing,
Most ineffectual King of Charades.'